The Mighty Chicken Grumpire
The Chicken Lords of 10,000 BC had arisen to full prominence, gathering hordes of grumpy underlings who had been awoken from their slumber by inopportune crowing early in the morning.
A Cult Arises
Deep within the vaults of power in the Grumpire's government, chicken lords entered into a pact with the dark power, Lord Coffee, to bring his dying form through the ancient white portal known as the Filter. Heinous acts were committed in the name of this fell force—none shall be described here. Suffice it to simply say that the name of this cult was: The Pecking Order.
The worship of this cult was directed towards objects of supreme importance—to moldy cheese, the number 32, and the hideous color fuchsia.
As the cult rose to prominence, they began to force aspects of their bizarre rituals upon members of the government and military.
Low ranking soldiers were forced to wear garments of the color fuchsia, and sent to strange, unexplored islands where they were promptly devoured by obscene monsters with greasy eyes, and hands covered with spicy batter.